I'm a massive nerd. Gaming, writing books, writing TV shows and screenplays, running around with foam boffer weapons at LARPs and dressing up in cosplay are all in my wheelhouse.

I can do anything from build you a robotic dinosaur to write you a smutty novel. I'm a woman of many talents, an adoration of animals, and an unhealthy obsession with neon and blacklight.

I'm also a lady, over 40, disabled, and flamingly happily queer.